Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. All rights reserved. Arachnoquake is more fun than a barrel of spiders. With an ending that must have looked great on paper but flops due to weak acting and rubbish special effects, Arachnoquake is definitely in the Must Try Harder category. C. 2.0 out of 5 stars My IQ dropped 100 points after watching this! They run their boat onto the ground and abandon ship, implying that the boat wouldn't move. Paul is a frak up who is perpetually late for work, drunk or hung over all the time, and even managed to lose the family boat. Furst Starring: Tracey Gold, Edward Furlong, Bug Hall, Ethan Phillips QUICK FIX: A huge earthquake in New Orleans causes huge craters all over the city A dude on a chicken farm gets ARACHNOQUAKED! Don't have an account? Cinemark We’re not making this up. There are no approved quotes yet for this movie. Giant spider movies are always fun - who hasn’t enjoyed a quick shriek at the likes of Tarantula, Kingdom of the Spiders and even Eight-Legged Freaks? The spider victims are hung up like cocoons, which is supposed to be like in Aliens, but it really reminds me of the scene from Killer Klowns from Outer Space where the cotton candy victims are hung up.

But I will keep watching these TV movies because sometimes they are very entertaining.

I feel terrible for all the people who actually watched the whole movie. The fact that this movie even made it on SyFy, lowers the credibility of the entire network. Along for the ride are: Megan Annabel, Bug Hall, Tiara Ashleigh and Earl Maddox. This is a problem because his family runs a tour guide business, and no boat = no tour, thus Paul costs them a lot of money. Is it absolutely necessary to see Edward Furlong sink even deeper than he already has? That wasn't the case with Arachnoquake, every single character here is shallow and made to do stupid things that makes you annoyed with them fast. You might as well CGI the spider bite wounds on them now.

2012 Killer Klowns from Outer Space is awesome, so props for that!

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Life would be so much easier and less stressful if everybody would ask themselves the simple question "Why not?" Critic Reviews for Arachnoquake All Critics (1) | Rotten (1) There's very little to recommend this film; any comedy present is lacklustre, while the predictability is too pronounced.



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